Mama's Diary...Two Little Heroes & A Baby Princess..

Huaaaa..mama sudah kene tag ngan Puan Sone.Sebelum ni pernah kene tag ngan cik puan sone tapi satu pun x penah den buat.Busy la konon.tapi mmg bz pun.erkkk...



Dear Dj epoi(sorry bro..u r the last person comment on my blog..layan kan ajer la yer.ampunnnnn..),

I don’t really know how to tell you this, but Our horoscope doesn’t match. I think I realized it When you put cuffs on me With Paris Hilton and I saw you Ignore Manchester United’s goalkeeper. I’m sure you’re Man enough to understand That Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I’m returning How awful I’ve felt to you, but I’ll keep Your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I Always will remember A new life as a clone.

Go burn,

Innocent women.



1. What’s the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’ll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn’t match
Grey - You’re a pervert
Yellow - I’m selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You’re a loser
Other - I’m in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women’s clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What’s the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What’s the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United’s goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - HighHouse - Scared
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I’ve felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn’t exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we’re cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I’m allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I’m open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What’s the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - How awful I’ve felt
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David’s tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

Pagar yang digunakan untuk menghalang Harraz dari memanjat tangga.Sebelum ni pagar ni digunakan masa Hayyan kecik,sekarang turn Harraz pulak.

Pagar sebelum dipasang.


Harraz main ngan pagar.Macam best jer.Refer movie kat entry bawah.


Mama sengaja letak Harraz jauh dr tangga sebab x larat nak tengok dia main tangga.Dia pergi kacau abang dia pulak.Last2 abang Hayyan bising sebab adik kacau dia main sticker spiderman.

Video ni diambil semalam selepas pagar di pasang di tangga.Harraz agak teruja bermain dengan pagar.Bukan nyer frust tak dapat panjat tangga tapi lagi suka pulak nampaknyer.Anyway,kualiti gambar agak kurang memberangsangkan sebab kurang pencahayaan.Sekian terima kasih..

Last Saturday before we heading to Batu Gajah ( PIL house) we stop at Restoran Jejantas Sungai Buluh to had our breakfast.


This is Hayyan with his so called Sunglass with Visor before we start our journey


This is one of our favourite place to eat whenever we stop by this place.Since we have to ban all the fast food restaurants so this is one of the best choice.





Kids patiently waiting for their chicken porridge.No pics taken for the food because we were soo starving and no time to take any pictures.hehehhhee...



Outside the kopitiam with our shy shy cat toddler model of the yearrr...

Since Harraz already 8 months now ,his latest milestone was climbing the stairs.By referring to the pics taken Harraz was really committed to climb the staircase for what ever extent he need to face.The first pic was taken when Harraz was tring to recce the location.hihhihi...

Next was when he manage to climb the first level.Well done son!!!


The last pic expresion.."emmm...so far so good.bole la untuk hari ni..esok cuba lagi.lalalaala...(sambil kemam mulut)"

Alhamdulillah umur Harraz hari ni cukup2 8 bulan.Semakin lasak n sangat kuat makan.Tapi kenapa badan dia n naik ekk??emmm...takpela yang penting Harraz sihat walafiat.Harraz sekarang ada hobi baru.Tiap kali diletakkan dekat atas karpet,benda pertama yang dia tuju ialah tangga.Tv dah x laku sekarang.Tapi kadang2 dia pergi gak kt tv.Tapi paling kerap mesti nak ke tangga.

Mangsa yang selalu kena kutip Harraz ialah Hayyan.Mujur abang Hayyan seorang yang gentleman.Walaupun tengah hisap susu mesti dia stop kejap amik adik kat tangga n pas kat mama atau abi.Yang klakar tu siap boleh mengeluh.hihihi..kadang2 bg alasan pening la penat la.Tapi demi mama tersayang yang keletihan balik keje,Hayyan turutkan jugak.

Ini gambar pagi tadi masa kat nursery.Ini dalam bilik baby.Mama candid gambar Harraz sebab tu muke cam tu.Nampak x bouncer kat belakang tu.Itu la equipment baby2 ni bile nak tido.Tapi Harraz maintain macho tido sendiri atas tilam sambil hisap puting.hehheh..hilang sikit kemachoan bile hisap puting.takpe la dik..yang penting mama x payah beli bouncer tu.jimat sketttt..hahahhha..( nota kaki:ini adalah statement orang kedekut yer..)

Masa cuti hari isnin lepas sempena Hari Wilayah kami sekuarge x pegi mana2 pun.Dok melepak kat umah jer.
Maklumlah penat berbesday party hari ahad tu.So hari tu mama tiba2 terasa nk cukur kepala Harraz.hahaha..boleh main rasa2 la pulak.Emm bukan apa niat nk cukur kepala Harraz dh lama ada cume masa n keberanian je x cukup.So hari tu mama dengan
berani2 takut pakat ngan abi nk botakkan si kecik ni.
Mula2 mama trim dulu rambut dia yang halus2 manje tu.Kebetulan masa tu Harraz tengah tido so konon2 senang la kerja.Tapi x sampai 5 minit projek berjalan tiba2 Harraz bangun.Aiseh cemana ni.sah2 dah susah nak cukur.Masa tu rambut member dah bertobek sana sini sbb mama trim rambut dia ikut dan aje.Sebab member masa tu dah mengeliat macam nak bangun.

Susahnyer nak cukur kepala si kecik ni hanya ALLAH saja yang tau.Berkat kesabaran mama yang tinggi ni akhirnyer dapat jugak mama cukur licin kepala budak kecik ni.Percaya atau tidak mama boleh dukung dia sebelah tangan pastu sebelah tangan lagi dok mencukur.Lenguhnyer tangan dan pinggang lepas tu.Mama siap letak macam2 mainan depan mata dia untuk x bagi dia boring.Segala bedak,termometer menjadi mainan dia sepanjang sessi cukur rambut berjalan.Abi cume amik bahagian bile mama dah penat je.Tapi yang lebihnyer mama la.Sebabnyer mama yang punyer idea nk botakkan Harraz.
Hah padan muke ku itew! Tapi outcome nyer sungguh tidak sangka.Kepala Harraz betul2 licin tanpa sebarang kecederaan.Yeay!Walaupun kali pertama mencukur kepala
anak,mama telah berjaya dengan hasil yang membanggakan.huaaaahuahua...pat on my shoulder.Good job mama!! ( perasan nyehh..)

Ini masa sessi berjalan...siap duduk atas almari tu.Err..tolong ignore tile bergambar nenas di situ.Bilik ini asalnyer dapur tp dh jadi bilik meletak barang2.


Hasil nyer???

Last Sunday we had Hayyan's birthday party with the family members @ our small house.Since tok aboh,tok and maksu ain were here we decided to celebrate the birthday with them.We called ummi ana,untie angah n uncle hazel with their family to come over and enjoy the day.

Eventhough the party is rather small but still the house was havoc with the kids.Hayyan forget to sleep since he know that there will be a birthday party for him.He was very excited with all the preparation and trying to help whatever he can.But as for mama he was not helping cleaning up the house but he messing up the house with all his ultraman,spiderman etc.hihiiiihi...



On that day Harraz was having a fever.Pity mama's boy for that condition.Alhamdulillah he already covered.Thanks to the kool fever patch n paracetamol.And of course with the ALLAH's blessing...



This pic has been taken after the makan2 session end.Harraz already recovered from the fever.Since Harraz missed the rejoice of the party during the day(because there's no pics of him during the party) mama then bullying him with the birthday hat.At first he was not comfortable with all the rambu ramba.Then after a while he started to smile.Emm maybe he know that his face looks cute in it.hehehehe....