tag Surat dari Puan Sone

Huaaaa..mama sudah kene tag ngan Puan Sone.Sebelum ni pernah kene tag ngan cik puan sone tapi satu pun x penah den buat.Busy la konon.tapi mmg bz pun.erkkk...

Dear Dj epoi(sorry bro..u r the last person comment on my blog..layan kan ajer la yer.ampunnnnn..),

I don’t really know how to tell you this, but Our horoscope doesn’t match. I think I realized it When you put cuffs on me With Paris Hilton and I saw you Ignore Manchester United’s goalkeeper. I’m sure you’re Man enough to understand That Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I’m returning How awful I’ve felt to you, but I’ll keep Your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I Always will remember A new life as a clone.

Go burn,

Innocent women.

1. What’s the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’ll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn’t match
Grey - You’re a pervert
Yellow - I’m selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You’re a loser
Other - I’m in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women’s clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What’s the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What’s the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United’s goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - HighHouse - Scared
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I’ve felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn’t exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we’re cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I’m allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I’m open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What’s the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - How awful I’ve felt
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David’s tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

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*SiRibenMerah said...

hehehehehe.. tetiba rasa cam malas nak jawab TAG neh jugak.. sbbnya, kesian org terakhir komen entry sblom tuh.. hehehe =P~

MariaFaizal said...

Congrates coz Nadia berjaya completekan this TAG :)
Mencabar tak? he he he.Cheers to you & to handsome Hayyan & Harraz.

Dj Epoi said...

Ini boleh Mendatangkan Marah!!!!(Skrip 3 Abdul - P Ramlee )

Gua 1st time ....mai masuk sini...tak tau mana depan mana ekor......tetiba Gua ponk kna Tag juga ka?
Tak Aci- Tak aci.....ini boleh mendatangkan marah!!!! hahahahah
Lagi ponk syarat2nya tak mencukupi...pasai Anda Tidak Copy ...Original Rule dalam Entry tuh!!!

P/S Kalau dah segan+pemalas cakap jer terus terang Dj Epoi!!! - (Bisik hatiku hahhahahah)

Weh!!!! Baru Gua perasan....Gua sorang jer.. jantan kat sini....!!

Naddiea said...

aiseh bro dj epoi..sorry arrr.kan ker kat awal2 entry dh mintak ampunsss.hihihihih...

ohh syarat x cukup kaaa??anyway saya budak baru belajaq la bro.

Bro adalah jejaka no.2 dlm ni sbb hubby saya no.1.heheheh..tp dia silent reader.errkkk boleh kire ka camtu??

kak maria,dengan bersungguh2 nadia jawap tag ni.mula2 cam confuse tp ok la.sbb tgk jawapan merepek2 tp belasah jugak jawap.

erra,kesiankan orang yang last commnent kt entry kiter.tp nk wat cemana dh itu rules nyer.sian abang dj kiter.

Diamilikku said...

kesian kat hang kan...
kena layan tag gila2..
nak buat mcm mana...

SYAbAR said...


Terima kasih dik sudi jengah blog akak. Seronoknya tahu makin ramai yg punya hati dan perasaan dalam setiap tinta nukilanku.

Akak pun cam kau juga dik, baru 2 bulan main2 blog ni. Tertinggal jauh, nak kejar cam si kura2 kerana usia dah lanjut. Tanam azam, pasti 1 hari BERJAYA!